I’m all out of coffee beans. So, do I brave the 31 degree heat and 38% humidity outside and walk to the supermarket, or do I stay put in my nice cool house and accept the fact that there will be no cup of coffee for me tomorrow morning? I’m prepared to forgo other things I need and eat peanut butter toast for lunch, but the coffee thing is weighing on my mind.
Also, Smersh just tried to eat my toast.
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Oh Smersh!!
(Buy the coffee)
OK, so that’s one vote for coffee.
Pazuzu tried to eat my All Bran the other day. BEFORE I put milk on it.
looks like dried food?
Nah, its that he’s a fat bastard. I’m surprised he hasn’t eaten the other 2 cats.
heh!
https://www.colesonline.com.au/
Don’t say I don’t do nuffin for ya.
Thanks darl, but I’m not sure I’m ready to have a ‘team of personal shoppers’ deliver me a packet of coffee beans when I live eight minutes away from the place.
I had a friend once who told me she ordered a pizza one night just so the dude would bring her cigarettes. She didn’t eat the pizza.
She should have ordered the nicotine pizza.
Nick T
That was back in the bad old days, before pizza came in flavours such as crack, smack and tobacco
Ahem; it’s double the humidity here – my hair knows ALL about it – go get your coffee already Southerner.
Two votes for coffee — three if I count the advice to score it online… howcome all my friends are junkies, hmmmm?
Isn’t 31 and 38% a relatively nice day in NSW?
You’ve been hanging ’round the red centre too long…
Sweep the kitchen floor and percolate the pile, on the off chance that there are enough spilled coffee grounds in there to give you a caffeine hit?
Dude, I already looked. Four beans does not a cuppa make.
It’s 43.5 outside my house right now.
Get the coffee.
hahahaah!! yes ma’am! Also, I do believe thats a breeze I can feel through my window. Thank you Wollongong for being a coastal town.
*mutter mutter*
It is now 43.6. Please send breezes South.
whooooooooosh!
Buy the coffee. You’ll be grateful in the morning (and you can always have a nice cool shower when you get back).
not a single one of youse is saying ‘get thee behind me, Satan…’ yeah, I’m going just as soon as i hit the 2,000 word mark
Get thee behind me, Satan.
But it doesn’t count beause I’m Jewish and think that coffee is important (besides, you’ve already been by this stage).
You don’t need coffee, you need chocolate. Rocky Road to be exact.
SATAN SATAN SATAN!!! Also, it’s too hot for chocolate today.
You rang?
There’s always chocolate icecream. Cornettos to be exact. The extra rich kind.
nah, this is beer weather. and don’t go suggesting beer flavoured icecream
There’s such a thing? Even Satan wouldn’t stoop so low.
well, there’s chocolate beer so i figure there must be beer flavoured chocolate
There’s deep fried icecream in beer batter. Does that count?
yum. Yes, that definitely counts.
There is also the Beer Bastard that I and some mates invented one foolish summer day long since past. It’s a scoop of ice cream in a glass of beer. Like a Coke spider but with beer instead of Coke.
It’s awful.
As one who lives in the land of 46 degrees (as it were yesterday), go out and get the damn coffee already, you wus!
Hmmm, it’s only reached 42.9 today? Bliss!
I for one have been waiting for the heatwave to pass before venturing out. But now that I am out of veggies, meat, eggs, bread, down to my last two instant meals and have broken into the long life milk, I’m gonna have to suck it up and bundle the baby into the car for late night shopping tonight. Otherwise it’s nothing but canned tuna and vita weets … which would make for an interesting diet.
“Also, Smersh just tried to eat my toast.”
Well, that’s what you get for naming a cat after the dragon from ‘The Hobbit’ …
It’s Smaug in The Hobbit. Smersch is from quite a different universe, altogether.
Damn. You’re right. Then that means the KGB have infiltrated my Tolkien collection …
I bet the KGB got a shock when they hit Mount Doom.
You can’t wait until Rob comes home, and then go and do the shopping…..?
31 degrees, *snicker*