Well, turns out I was wrong. All giant snake movies are not alike after all – Anaconda 3 sucked arse. I don’t mean it was a B movie. Giant snakes flicks are supposed to be Bs and there’s nothing wrong with that. But this was was lamer than lame from the word go. I’m sorry, Mr Hasslehoff but you simply can’t act. Everyone else on the payroll was fine — I believed they were who they were acting, but you? I really can’t see why you were chewing up screen time at all.
In other news, performed rewrite surgery on my novella today and it now officially doesn’t suck too much. Phew! Note to self — next time, keep it simple, OK? Maybe write a novella about a giant snake.