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2020: How long to play dead in order to stay alive?

Throughout this batshit crazy year, during idle moments, I began collecting headlines that caught my fancy. Reckon there might be an amazing poem in here somewhere: Apparently Spiders Are Becoming Violent Because of Climate Change Humans forced to hide from sex addicted monkeys who set up HQ in disused cinema Weird caterpillar uses its old heads to make an elaborate hat Murder Hornets Are Now In The U.S.: Should You Be Afraid? Army of 100,000 Chinese Ducks Ready to Fight Locust Plague Shorewood attorney accused of spitting on teen wants to apologise for her actions, enters not guilty plea Astronomers Have Located The Centre of The Solar System to Within 100 Metres Hair from ghostly bears reveals new genetic secrets Facebook says threat to throw gay people to their deaths does not violate its standards. Protestors Say Tear Gas Caused Them to Get Their Period Multiple Times in a Month…