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This morning at work I’m searching through istockphoto for images to illustrate a book on genetically modified food. I freakin love this one but I don’t think I’m gonna get away with it…

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My day job research topic for the week is ‘Australian Identity and Values’. So far the best thing I’ve come across, however, has been the episode of Flight of the Conchords Rob and I watched last night — the one from season two where Jemaine accidentally dates an Aussie girl. Man, was it ever funny! Also featured is the classy track ‘Too many dicks on the dance floor’. Arj Barker’s character cracks me up.Yesterday in Figtree mall I saw a solid bronze statue of Steve Irwin grappling a crocodile in a jewelry store display window. Who the hell would want to own a thing like that. Except maybe me — I’d put it on my bar inbetween the framed plaster Bambi-mounted-on-hessian picture I had to fight Kaaron’s small daughter for and the mannequin piss port decanter.

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