16 Oct 2010, Posted by Cat in News, 4 Comments. Tagged movies

phoning it in… again

Val Kilmer, why do you even bother making movies anymore? Your heart hasn’t been in it since that dreadful Mars flicks some years back — and the rest of your body has been following suit ever since. You were a stunning looking man back in the day. These days you just look kinda lost, wandering from scene to scene like a guy at a conference who’s forgotten which floor the party suite’s on.

Double Identity was a piece of shit, with a pointless storyline half arsedly ripped from North by Northwest. I slid into a coma at the three quarter mark. Even then, the end credits didn’t get rolling fast enough.