15 Apr 2010, Posted by Cat in News, 8 Comments. Tagged consumerism
classy!
What do you get the dude who has everything? A 4WD with seats made of whale penis, of course. Also featuring gold plated bulletproof windows, tungsten exhaust pipes and gauges encrusted with diamonds and rubies.
What I love most about this article is the way it names four wheel drives themselves as the most politically incorrect element of the whole purchase. Article here.
8 Comments
April 15, 2010 6:51 am
punktortoise
Of course, whale-penis seats are a real prick to keep clean…
April 15 2010 06:53 am
Cat @
oh dear...
April 15, 2010 8:03 am
slithytove
I assume the point of the bulletproof windows and Kevlar exterior is protect the occupants from the inevitable attacks by PETA and Greenpeace members. Although, if I were a whale, I might considering attacking such a vehicle. I might win, too. I’d advise buyers not to drive too close to the ocean. You never know when someone’s going to uplift the cetaceans.
Personally, I drive a car made of underbed fluff, Czarist bonds, and forgotten return dinner invites. I think it’s safe.
April 15 2010 08:23 am
Cat @
and you have an awesome icon!
April 22, 2010 6:53 am
seanwilliams
Is it really called a Prombron?
PrrrrROM-bronbronbronbron! PrrrrROM!
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