08 Jan 2010, Posted by Cat in News, 14 Comments. Tagged elvis

on safari

Rumour has it that a herd of Elvises has been sighted on the plains a bit past Orange, grazing beneath the shadow of the giant radio telescope. I have donned my khaki skirts, pith helmet and sturdy, yet elegant lace up explorer boots, grabbed the elephant gun and butterfly nets from their respective mounts above the fireplace. Bertie is out back somewhere waxing his moustaches so I thought it best to use these few spare few moments to note an entry in my journal just incase you never hear from us again. Fifty thousand Elvises create a hell of a crush if they stampeed. Still, it’s worth the risk to bag a fine trophy for the mantlepiece.