Shameful, isn’t it? I always plead with the Monster not to sit on the dinner table or kitchen benches in front of guests. Unfortunately, I have a friend who thinks it funny to feed the cat at the table, like he’s been set a place. My efforts to tame this thing are in vain! (I’m referring to both the friend and the feline here)

Very, very bad karma to have a cat in the yaqona bowl.

You’ll have to shove a crucifix up its rectum to balance things.

When did he become Mr White? Is he now know as the cat formerly known as Nemo?