28 Nov 2009, Posted by Cat in News, 6 Comments. Tagged xmas
urgh
Had what could only really be described as a useless day today. Started off trying to write but Smersh wasn’t going to have a bar of it. He’s been very needy of late and kept up the headbutting of my mouse hand until I had to get cranky and put him outside. Then Rob and I went into town to do some shopping and sorting of stuff that couldn’t be procrastinated any longer. I hate shopping at the best of times but pre Xmas is always really horrid. Is it even December yet? The aisles are already fully stacked with obese tattooed bogans clutching at singing reindeer animatronics and all manner of imbecillic and irritating inventions. I fucking hate Xmas… do you hear me? Hates it will all my heart!
So tonight we’ll be watching the new Star Trek movie and eating home made smoked salmon flan in an effort to reset my zen so that tomorrow I can plant my carcass at my keyboard and spew forth another couple thousands plus words like I did on Friday.
Bah humbug.
6 Comments
November 29, 2009 1:56 am
brockulfsen
As the gay xmas elf said…
Ha! Bumhug!
November 29 2009 01:57 am
Cat @
Re: As the gay xmas elf said...
Ha!
November 29, 2009 4:07 am
martianmooncrab
singing reindeer animatronics
you can always bend it about a bit, and hang it from the front porch so it looks like you are letting it rest before cooking it… grin.
November 29 2009 04:08 am
Cat @
seriously, even when that shit is fully, it's only funny once or twice.
November 30, 2009 4:10 am
alanbaxter
Agreed. Xmas is the sweaty balls of the year. Can’t wait for January.
November 30 2009 04:11 am
Cat @
ditto
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