Unfortunately, yes. You missed out on the floorshow because at the Austin WFC I was travelling alone & on my best behaviour, and I barely saw you at Saratoga WFC. I'm fine with alcohol when I'm at home, but when I'm out with friends I get a bit over excited, drink too much and get into fights.

Thanks Dave, but many of my other friends do not find me such pleasant company with a few shandies under my belt. And the next morning I often have trouble remembering where I've been & what I've done. Its not cute anymore -- and probably hasn't been cute for 25 years. The problem is, no matter how awful I get, everyone always puts up with it and forgives me. Nothing bad ever happens to me, but I reckon I've probably pushed my luck far enough.