28 Dec 2007, Posted by Cat in News, 9 Comments.

alien vs predator requiem


Nah. See, the Alien vs Predator franchise jumped the shark a few movies back when the gestation period for the alien was speeded up to mere minutes rather than a few days. Rob points out this actually began in Alien 2, but it was still a reasonally acceptable biological timeframe back then. But when full grown Aliens can be scuttling down a bloodied hospital corridor mere minutes after bursting from a woman’s belly. Nup, you’ve lost me there.

also, can I just say EW!

And now to watch something classy on DVD: KVC – Komodo vs Cobra


9 Comments

December 28, 2007 8:07 am

brockulfsen

But it is obvious

No biological mystery, clearly they stopped at the McFranchised hospital cafeteria and got everything supersized.

December 28, 2007 8:34 am

king_espresso

That film KVC is some of Michael ParĂ©’s best work.

December 28 2007 10:32 am

Cat

yeah. Possibly. I'd give it a B-

December 28, 2007 12:40 pm

dalekboy

I hated AVP 1. Love the original comic, adore the game, thought the film was dreadful. Though as a friend pointed out “You went in expecting a film. I went in expecting the WWE.” He was right.

Requests review of KVC, please…

December 28 2007 22:44 pm

Cat

Here you go, courtesy of Rob:

http://www.roberthood.net/reviews/randomstuff2.html#komodovscobra

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