07 Dec 2007, Posted by Cat in News, 20 Comments. Tagged candy
anyone wanna eat my brain?
Lea and I have a kind of international candy exchange program going. We post each other boxes of our nations’ local sugary produce. I gotta say, in the imagination stakes the Yanks are winning hands down. My December care package contained a whole bunch of really dangerous stuff, the prize items being ‘Horror gummy tongues’ which come with matching plastic vampire teeth, ‘amazing candicraft delicious ink N’ paper you can eat (the ink comes in lemon, strawberry, green apple and blueberry) and the piece de resistance (the resistance is all coming from me – I’m really not sure I wanna put these items in my mouth): a bright red gummi brain and a gummi rat.
and now I’ve just realised that I’ve never sent her either jaffas or fantales!!!
20 Comments
December 7, 2007 2:15 am
king_espresso
anyone wanna eat my brain?
No thanks, but if you have a candy Uma Thurman somewhere…
December 7, 2007 2:35 am
ashr501
It looks dreadfully haematomic.
December 07 2007 02:37 am
Cat @
you got the dreadful part right
December 7, 2007 2:40 am
chrisbarnes
I really don’t want to eat your brain, but thanks for offering.
You should definitely send her Jaffas and Fantales. What about Redskins (are they still available?) Milk bottles? Musk sticks?
December 07 2007 02:43 am
Cat @
all good suggestions, but none of those things are gross. This is a high stakes competition sport, goddamn it!
December 7, 2007 4:59 am
rachelholkner
You will never find a candy more disgusting and wrong than this one. I saw it for sale in Toys R Us years ago and have never gotten over the horror.
http://www.monzy.com/?p=102
December 07 2007 06:01 am
Cat @
Ew! That tongueing Jar Jar is gross indeed. I have the darth maul action lollypop one on my bar.
December 7, 2007 6:43 am
martianmooncrab
okay, how did the rat get out of its packaging? And you didnt show the marshmallow burger..
and please, no violet crumble.
December 07 2007 06:57 am
Cat @
The marshmallow hamburger is simply too gross to display. And what you got against violet crumbles? or violent rumbles as we call them here
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